protectandselfserve

		MADISON MONTGOMERY (MONTY) we really hadn't seen the last of her.

		DANIEL DICKENS (DICKEY) no pill is gonna cure my ill
		TSUBASA HANEKAWA (TSUBY) always make sure to brush

		HOWARD PHILLIPS LOVECRAFT (LOVEY) probably better to socialize with than the actual lovecraft honestly
		RIN TOHSAKA (RIN-TIN-TIN) tohsaka's what is defenseless now

		SAKURA MATOU (KURIE) are you heaven's feeling it father kotomine
		CORRIN (CORNY) the answer to "are you wearing shoes" is always "no"

		FELICIA (FELI) it is a klutziness joke
		GREED (GREEDY) i want it all. i want it all. i want it all. and i want it now

		PHYLLIS "PIZZAZZ" GABOR (GABBY) punk's not dead
		MIKOTO SUOH (MICKEY) pose like you're from jojo's

		NOZOMI KAMINASHI (NASHI) titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays.
		MCGILLIS FAREED (REEDY) it... sounds like the last name should be the first name and the first name should be the last name...

		GRACE MAKUTSI (MAKKIE) practical solutions for fun and profit
		OSOMATSU MATSUNO (MATSY) who knew japan's ideal man was at least one of six neet muppets

		RYOJI MOCHIZUKI (JIJI) always look on the bright side of death
		YUSUKE KITAGAWA (YUSIE) can't wait for morgana at the yusuke kitagawa retrospective

		WHEATLEY (WHEATIES) god no one tell gant about the cake joke
		SHINYA KOGAMI (KOGY) h y p e r o a t s

		ROSE SHEEDY (ROSIE) at least it's not rule of rose, right
		ALBERT WESKER (WHISKERS) don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no

		JACK KRAUSER (KRAUSEY) god. what was the joke about this guy in the re4 lp. i just remember the big cheese
		SAKURA KASHIMA (KASHEY) curses, someone who isn't Really 1,000 who's older than him!

		NACHETANYA LOEI PIENA AUGUSTRA (GOOSEY) honestly, you've gotta shorten that name on principle
		DOUG (DOUGIE) & knuckles

		ARIETTA (ARI) born into a pack. to take orders, to attack.
		QQ SELEZNEVA (CUEY) miss i'm sorry but your name is an emoticon

		GEORGE ACE (ACEY) what are they doing at night in the dark. ducks. ducks. (quack quack. quack quack.)
		ASGORE DREAMURR (DREAMY) burger trucking


		TRANSMITTER (MITSY) what kind of shitty pun will this be at the end of the day

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